i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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