Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I will die if light touches me.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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