Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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