So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Everything about him screamed your future.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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