Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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