the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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