Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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