i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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