But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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