Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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