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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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