have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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