Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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