can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Did I show you my penis last night?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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