therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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