Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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