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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.