Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week