It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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