Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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