So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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