Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
We are two peas in an std pod
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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