I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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