therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
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i think my cat just said my name.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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