Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I have aggressive nipples.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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