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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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