You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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