it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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