she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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