Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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