Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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