hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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