The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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