Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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