WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger