I'm drive I can fine osifer
accomplished twins. life is a go
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You're earring is so big in my mouth
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The beer is more important than you right now.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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