doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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