Already got asked if we're dating
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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