apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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