Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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