Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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