Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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