So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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