Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
he fucked my hip out of place.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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