so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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