I wish I could teleport
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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