I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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