So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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