The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
