in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
