there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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