You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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