what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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