So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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