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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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