just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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